Ah, the murky depths of this wretched pool call to me. I simply must have a look at that scummy pond over yonder. As I approach, an enormous, vile creature emerges from the shadows - a giant spider! How original. Its eight hairy legs skitter towards me, fangs aglow with venom. Oh, how delightful.
In this pitch darkness, my darkvision proves to be quite useful as I can see the monstrosity clear as day. Thankfully, I am clad in chain mail armor for protection and wielding my trusty black axe. If only I had a decent shield...
The spider strikes first, missing its venomous bite. Lucky me! I retaliate with a powerful swing of my axe, dealing a solid 8 points of damage to the repulsive creature. It hisses and misses again with its fangs. Amateur hour, indeed.
Alas, in my next strike, I miss the wretched arachnid. The spider seizes the opportunity to land a hit, poisoning me for 7 points of damage. Ugh! I can feel the venom coursing through my veins. Yet another swing from my axe deals 5 more points of damage to the spider, leaving it weakened and desperate.
The vile creature lunges once more, striking me with its fangs and dealing 4 more points of damage. My health dwindles, but I refuse to go down without a fight! Regrettably, my life force is no match for this loathsome spider, and I succumb to death as my HP reaches zero.
Well, well, well. So much for my illustrious adventures in these decrepit ruins. It seems I've become nothing more than spider food - a pitiful end, truly.