As I peruse the last page of my uncle's message, I come across two requests from the eBook author, Michael Conrad. The first request is for me to leave a five-star review with comments on the eBook that I have been "enjoying" - if one could call it that. It's always such a chore to support these amateur writers, but I suppose I must oblige if I am to maintain my relationship with my dear uncle.
The second request is for me to check out "Forgiving Judas," a book written by Spencer Conrad, husband of the esteemed Mr. Michael Conrad. I can only imagine what sort of literary abomination awaits me within its pages. Nevertheless, I shall add it to my ever-growing reading list, right after the latest issue of "Warrior Weekly" and before the memoirs of that washed-up bard from last year's midwinter festival.
With these delightful tasks out of the way, I turn my attention back to the matter at hand - investigating this supposedly corrupted abbey. The sooner I can get this over with, the better. After all, who knows what horrors await me in those forsaken ruins? Ah, well. Onward, I suppose.