I hear a faint, unsettling sound. It's difficult to make out, but it seems like... spinning? Clicking? Oh, what could it be? I decide to investigate further, because apparently, I have a death wish.
Suddenly, a creature reveals itself - a giant spider! Its eight long, hairy legs dangle menacingly as it weaves intricate webs with deft precision. The bulbous abdomen, adorned with iridescent hairs, glistens in the dim light. Two beady eyes, positioned on either side of its head, gleam with an unsettling intelligence. Its fangs, sharp and deadly, poise for a venomous bite. I can't help but think, "Well, this is just great."
The giant spider attacks first, using its venomous bite. I feel a searing pain as I suffer 7 points of damage. I try to retaliate with my Black Axe, but miss miserably. The spider strikes again, and I suffer another 3 points of damage. I swing my axe once more, only to miss yet again. The spider takes advantage of my clumsiness and lands another hit, dealing 1 point of damage.
As my HP reaches 0, I realize that I've been defeated by this wretched creature. My body gives in to the poison, and I succumb to death. As I lay there, I think to myself, "Well, at least I didn't die of boredom."